Monday, 27 July 2009
so a while ago i was stuck bumming around wimbledon for four hours or something stupid. it could have been worse though. i could have been this guy.
incase you're curious about my profound observations but can't decipher the chicken scratch, it goes something like this:
'seriously. it's stupid degrees celsius today and they've got this poor chump riding up and down on top of a double decker bus dressed as a rubber korona bottle. sure, it's effective marketing (i would quite happily kill you and all your loved ones for a beer right now) but no one should have to suffer the indignity of spending the hottest day of the year suited up in what looks like a giant, used, neon yellow condom. it's just not right.'